Beware of the latest epidemic afflicting the golfing community.
Named for Roger Mankedick, the 1st victim so identified, It is a debilitating affliction manifested in a total inability to hit a chip shot worth a damn.
It renders its victim into a worthless puddle of ridiculed jelly, incapable of controlling the simplest of shots that any paralyzed quadriplegic could easily execute blindfolded.
Roger's case is particularly acute although he feebly attempts to triumph over it by posing at the tee marker of his greatest embarrassment.